OMG FUCK YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND I HOPE YOUR PHONE EXPLODES ON YOU!
Seriously, once someone gets a retard phone, their whole life revolves around the damn phone. And what for? What important emails are you getting? What business related issues are you resolving on that thing? Oh right, the most important thing you've received on that thing was notification of a sale at Macy's. Because you're a fucking tool who's so fucking self involved and self important that you HAVE to look at that stupid thing every four seconds to make sure you're not getting an email from some useless person talking about crap!! OF COURSE!!
It's gotten to the point where i dont even WANT a goddam retard phone because i don't want to sink to the frankenstein level of these brainless dumbasses who have their phones glued to their hand because they're constantly checking it. Fuck that, fuck you people.
