You know what I hate? Politicians

I know that sounds like a generic topic. But with the upcoming election, I have been inundated with those FUCKING annoying obnoxious political mud slinging ads sharing the most useless retarded things about opposing candidates. "Did you know that Mike Fitzpatrick bought his lawnmower from a Japanese company? He clearly hates America, don't vote for this unpatriotic piece of shit". Seriously? Talk about the most retardedly innocuous things about all of these candidates. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CRIMINALS!

When is the last time a politician who promised to cut taxes actually did it? Never. When is the last time a politician did ANYTHING the promised to do in those bullshit ads? Fucking never.


But even besides the fact that all politicians are lying pieces of shit (except Chris Christie), I think what i really hate the most is the ads. Every. Fucking. Ad. If i hear one more thing about Joe Miller's tax payer-funded state car or Christine O'Donnell's witchcraft, i'm going to fucking blow a hole in the TV I watch at the gym (since i don't really own a working TV). Take your accusatory stupid overpriced political ads and spend it on something worthwhile. Like sterilizing people who shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Now THAT is a campaign I'll jump on. If you're not capable of affording child care and support, you're not allowed to have kids, and people like that should have their shit tied until they can. But that's a rant for another day.


But back to the horrible politicians... first of all, lobbyists need to be shot. All of them. Politicians should all get a salary of $40k a year, and they should only be able to serve ONE term. And they should have to get ALL of their expenses approved by a council of people like me who won't approve shit unless it's absolutely necessary. AND, they should not be exempted by ANY of the shit they pass. Oh, you like Obamacare? You think that's great? Fine-- you too get to wait 3 years for an MRI once that shit gets rolling. THEN we'll see how fucking glad you are that it passed. You stupid fucking piece of shit democrats. Nancy Pelosi should be put in the public stockades.


But really, is it too much to ask to NOT have to see these asshole political ads? They all blend together anyway. I don't even know who half the fucking people are or what position they're running for. I'm making a new rule: ads are ONLY allowed to be aired between midnight and 5am. If i see one when i'm watching TV, I get to shoot you in the face. Sounds like a great rule to me.