You know what I hate? People who blog

You know what I fucking hate? People who blog about every goddam thing that they do. 'OMG guess what I did today? I took a walk and got a lemon water ice from Rita's!" FUCK YOU!! Like i give a rat's ass what the fuck you did today. It's one thing to blog every once in a while about something cool that happened, but for the people who blog every day about all the meaningless shitastic shit they do? Kiss my ass. I'd rather watch paint dry than read about what the fuck you had for breakfast.

Blogging is probably the most narcissistic shit that's ever happened to this country. Everyone thinks they're the center of the fucking universe and everyone thinks people give a fuck about it. Well guess what. NO ONE CARES!!!! FUck you and the fucking eggs you cooked this morning. FUck you and the old cocksucker on the subway that gave you a weird look.


And you know what else I hate? Cooking blogs.
I don't give a fuck that you figured out another goddamn way to make macaroni and goddamn cheese. Thanks for telling the whole world that this new fucking recipe you 'discovered' aka found as your fatass leafed through another fucking issue of goddamn cooking for homos magazine. Oooh, add a sprig of parsley. FUCK YOU parsley doesnt make mac and cheese taste better you hippy cunt.

And another thing. I don't need to hear about every goddamn restaurant you ever fucking go to. I swear to god. "I just had a twinkie from the A-Plus down the road. It was yumm-o." Fuck you shit for brains dumb fuck. Some of these blogs i read will describe every fucking restaurant in the universe as 'quaint' and 'cute.' LEARN SOME FUCKING NEW WORDS ANUSBREATH!! Not every goddamn restaurant is quaint. Also, when you say something is 'yummy' you sound like a retard.

The people who read these blogs religiously must be fucking mental patients. Ooooh, what is Ms. Yummy Tasty Treat going to tell us next.....did she eat something good by any chance? she did? HOLY SHIT!!! I was thinking she would blog about the fucking crusty turkey burgers she pulled out of the back of her freezer that were covered in permafrost and that she heated up in the microwave and ate with an old packet of delivery chinese soy sauce.

FUCK YOU bloggers, go fuck yourself and no one gives a flying rat's ass about your shit.