You know what I hate? People who still type with two fingers

Like this chick I work with. In this terrible economy, I can't believe they haven't found anyone who can actually type like a normal human being. She's one of those people who just LOOKS like a moron. You don't even have to hear her speak or read any of her work, she's just dumb as a fucking post. I think she's an administrative assistant or a paralegal or something. Figures. She always dresses kind of ho-ish too, for unknown reasons. I know all the unattractive people in the office are appealing, but try to maintain a little dignity while in the workplace, eh?

So what I really hate about her, is not only does she only type with two fingers, but she types loud as fuck AND whenever i walk by and she happens to be typing, she looks like she's performing brain surgery or something she's in such deep concentration. Not looking at the screen, mind you, concentrating on her shitty two-finger typing! UGH! I think a monkey could do a better job than you.

It's a short rant, I just had to throw this in because this chick pisses me off. AND she's been hacking like a fucking TB victim for the past week. Jesus christ invest in some cough syrup you inconsiderate office skank. And invest in Typing Tutor for fuck's sake!