You know what I hate?

My rainbows brand flip flops. Seriously, they probably are about as comfortable to walk in as a pair of 6 inch stilettos. I know they're supposedly this 'uber comfortable' brand that everyone and their mother is obsessed with, but I think they were originally manufactured by Hitler or Stalin to induce even more pain in their prisoners. I walked for a grand total of 20 mins last night in them, and by the time I was limping back home, I had blisters the size of quarters on my feet where the hellish pieces of shit dug into my skin. You might say "well, every pair of shoes needs to be broken in... you just need to wear them some more"

I've had these spawns of the fucking devil for about 7 months, warn them numerous times (stupidly) and they STILL rip me a new asshole every time. I even put moleskin on the insides of the straps to try to lessen the amount of severe blistery pain they cause... nothing. Fuck you Rainbows, I hope you rot in hell. Oh, and fuck Rite Aid brand band-aids. You might as well scotch tape a piece of gauze to your skin, because it would probably stick longer. And it wouldn't leave a disgusting residue from the "glue" it supposedly uses to adhere to you.

So fuck you Rainbows and fuck you Rite Aid for your shitastic, inferior piece of shit products. But mostly just Rainbows.