You know what I hate? Smokers.

Well, I hate smokers who smoke near me. Otherwise, I have no general problem with people who smoke, except for the fact that they help raise the cost of my health insurance, which, thanks to Obama, will go up even more to accommodate for the asshole smokers who didn't buy insurance before. But that's a different rant. Back to why I hate smokers.


I'm sitting outside on this GLORIOUS day, and who parks her ass on the bench near me, but some white trash-looking whore who proceeds to light up a cigarette. I know I'm outside, I know it's a free country so really she's allowed to smoke, but what the fuck? I don't need my nice fresh air contaminated by your trashy ass fucking cancer stick. It's fine if you want to suffer emphysema in 15 years, but I chose the NON-smoking route and don't want to smell your nasty ass. I hope this bitch dies. You know what else I hate? Those white trash hookers (some of whom are pregnant) I see all the time on locust street SMOKING around their young children. That's even more of a "what the fuck." Those women should be sterilized, then shot for good measure. ANYONE who smokes around their kids should be fined and put on the patch until their kids are 25. I mean seriously, maybe if your brains actually functioned, you'd realize that second-hand smoke kills and causes cancer just like regular smoking. Dumb fucking people. This country needs parenting licenses. But that's a rant for another day.

Thank god they prohibited smoking in bars and restaurants. I used to have to work in the smoking section of a restaurant sometimes, and it was pure fucking hell. Smokers don't deserve their own restaurant sections, they should be shipped off to an island where they test atomic weapons. Assholes. I mean chewing tobacco is gross as fuckall, but at least it doesn't affect me by infiltrating my lungs.