You know what I hate?

Why is it that when you put coffee in a travel mug, it stays hot for all of 14 seconds, whereas you put TEA in a travel mug, and 20 minutes later it still scalds the shit out of your tongue? I fucking hate bringing tea anywhere because for the first half hour at least I just carry it around without drinking it because I know it will cause 3rd degree burns. Coffee isn't much better. If i accidentally carry it around without drinking it, it's cold as shit and I'm stuck with cold dildo-ey coffee. I don't care if dildo-ey isn't a word. Fuck it.

I also hate that whenever you order coffee, even if you say "I don't need room for cream" they leave you like a 2" margin of space. Why? The Saxby's on campus is a particularly bad offender. Every time, I say "I don't need any room for cream" and every time, they leave me like an extra 5oz of space. What the fuck? I don't want to be that asshole who sends it back again being like "um, can you fill it all the way to the top?" Because i hate people like that. But if you just listened to me the first time I asked (politely), there wouldn't be assholes like that! Shit, if they leave that much room for no cream, do they leave half the fucking coffee cup empty for people who do ask for room?

That leads me to my next rant. I hate people who put 7 gallons of cream and sugar into their coffee. It's not even COFFEE at that point, it's just some sickly sweet disgusting mess of shit that will give you diabetes. One sugar packet, fine. That's reasonable. But I see some dumb fuck people ripping open like 5 at a time and putting it in. Just drink fucking Pepsi or something, it's the same damn thing only cold.