You know what I hate? Skateboarders

You ever just want to push one of those dumb fuck kids off of their boards? I sure as hell do. Talk about fucking obnoxious. Not only are they loud as fuck when they're traveling on the sidewalk, but they get in the fucking way and oh yea, that "weaving" through the crowd they think is so cool is FUCKING ANNOYING AS HELL. You're not bart simpson, this isn't 1992. Time for you to either get a bike, or walk like a normal goddam person.

I mean skateboarding is totally fine in a skateboarding park. That's the whole fucking point of a skate park. Skate to your heart's content! Break something! Go nuts! But if you're attempting your stupid ass "tricks" in an area where you SHOULDN'T, fuck off. The other day when other normal people were out trying to enjoy the weather, what were the dumb fuck skateboarders doing? That's right-- using up valuable space where people could have sat trying their stupid tricks VERY unsuccessfully. Not that i give a shit if you're a good or bad skateboarder, but it's even more shitty when a crappy one is taking up bench space by continually fucking up. Asshole, go practice somewhere else. Like the middle of I-95.

I also hate just the general skateboarder culture. Tony Hawk is probably the only person who can pull it off and look cool. Anyone else looks retarded. So next time a skateboarder rolls by you, fucking push him off and throw his board into the street. You're doing him a favor. Fuck you skateboarders, I hope you all get hit by cars and die.