Even if it's just one person, this one person STILL manages to take up the whole goddam sidewalk--and walk slow as fuck. I can't fucking stand slow walkers in my way. I have no problem generally with them... I know not everyone walks at my pace, but GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GODDAM WAY!
I was walking down South street last night, and there were these two dudes moving at the speed of a fucking peanut butter river, in fact they were probably one step above moving BACKWARDS, and somehow the two of them were walking in such a way that they took up the whole fucking sidewalk and I had to walk in the street to get around them. It's called common fucking courtesy you piece of shit! Get out of the way! Walk closer to the asshole next to you! I don't care what you do, but fucking move.
There needs to be a "walk" and a "stroll" divider on every sidewalk, like what they have on the moving walkways at the airport. The people on the right stand, and the people on the left walk. Perfect. Those who prefer to stand can stand, and those who prefer to walk can walk. Why the hell is it not like this in every city? If i wasn't terrified of lawsuits and getting shot, i'd invest in a cattle prod to get people out of my way when they feel they own the fucking sidewalk and can take up the whole thing while walking. Fuck you asshole, you don't own it so get the fuck out of my way or get electrocuted. Most of the slow moving offenders are the size of cows anyway, so it's more than appropriate.
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