You know what I hate? When hot guys try to pawn off their hideous friends on you

I mean, I know it happens both ways. Hot girls will go out with a few unattractive trolls, and the hot girls will get the guys interested only to be like "oh have you met my friend, Brunhilda?" Yea, I know. But seeing as I've only experienced it from a girl's perspective, I'm going to hate about that.

Nothing pisses me off more when you're talking to a hot guy, he seems really fun, interested, etc; then he drops the bomb. He goes "This is my friend! I'm going to the bathroom PEACE!" And there you are, left with the hideous friend who you have zero desire to talk to, and you realize "FUCK i was totally set up! Hot guy only wants to get his ugly ass friend laid, which clearly is not going to happen". Not only is it a waste of my time, but it also makes me feel unattractive because hot guy feels its cool to dump the ugly mess on me. Goddamit. If your friend had a fucking snowball's chance in hell, I'd probably already be talking to him! It's not fucking rocket science. Then you have the awkward conversation where ugly guy is like "so.... what do you do for a living?" And you really try not to look disappointed and pissed off, but you really could not care less about his underwriting job, so you have to politely excuse yourself without trying to look like that big of an asshole.

Listen. The ugly guy dump is a pointless, dildoey thing to do. You know unless you dump him on a girl who's barely sober enough to stand, he won't be taking anyone home, so why don't you spare MY ego, and buzz the fuck off if you're only going to do that to me? Guys are tools.